Tomorrow will suck. Period.

Kinja'd!!! "Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius" (rex-imperator)
01/03/2015 at 23:26 • Filed to: opposable thumbs

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so I smashed the fuck out of my left thumb with a Phillips bit tight next to the nail. Bleeding and bleeding.

A few hours later, I have had enough whiskey that it doesn't hurt anymore.

Tomorrow had the potential to suck in so many different ways.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
01/03/2015 at 23:28

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I did that & ripped off some skin, dripped some blood. It hurt worse than it looked. I have felt your pain, was at work, so didn't get wiskeyed up


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
01/03/2015 at 23:29

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Oh, that's no good. Yeah, tomorrow will suck.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
01/03/2015 at 23:30

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My advice: Keep drinking heavily tomorrow.


Kinja'd!!! Barry Smith > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
01/03/2015 at 23:33

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If pressure builds up under the nail,straighten a paper clip and heat it with a cigarette lighter. Hold the clip on the nail and let it melt through the nail to relieve the pressure build up.

Been there


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
01/03/2015 at 23:35

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If you need something more to make you feel even better I can pull up pics from the time I burnt the end off one of my fingers in the exhaust of a leave blower. Lol


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > PatBateman
01/03/2015 at 23:35

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Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Barry Smith
01/03/2015 at 23:54

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Actually pinching the finger nail down makes it feel quite a bit better for now.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Barry Smith
01/04/2015 at 00:13

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^this


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
01/06/2015 at 08:36

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Ouch. Once on a job site one of my coworkers took off the end of his finger with an angle grinder.